hi I'm minah and i'm 16

i like the way you work it

ostracizedpoodle:

I’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly

internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

cumsquats:

[tip toes out of a mutual follow]

imbobswaget:

things ppl say that alert you to them being the actual worst:

• john was my favourite beatle 
• abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems 
• i’m not a racist i hate all races equally 
• disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous 
• but if you think abou it stereotypes do exist for a reason 
• god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones 

deanplease:

Y’all HAVE seen Jared in his pilot, Young MacGyver, haven’t you?

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

littlemissmece:

crushmorelikehostage:

the7thmauser:

star-sloth:

itsrosesturn:

lil-bit-of-awesome:

timelordin221b:

mydearchevy:

forestofweird:

iM NOT IN THIS FANDOM BUT fUCK THE AUDIO THE AUDIO

I will never fucking get over this audio post

never

accurate

holy

sweet

good

lord

*giggles like a dumbfuck*

ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE GIF????????

jesus christ i laughed so hard i seriously feel like im about to vomit

defendthefaith:

wedding vows: ‘and i promise to love you almost as much as i love fall out boy’ 

ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

grindylow-in-a-tank:

punniestangelinthegarrison:

Being adorable.

Cooking food.

The family business.

LOOK AT THE WAY THE KITCHEN UTENSILS ARE HANGING ON THE WALL LIKE TOOLS IN A TOOLSHED

be-silently-drawn:

oh my god i’m laughing cause i was watching lazarus rising and everyone was like omg what raised you from hell and ruby was like when this thing bleeds the earth quakes and another demon was like it’s the end of times but it turned out just to be this little cutie

happytrout23:

bonzananza:

thecumbercollective:

Will Graham cosplay

I JUST SCREAMED IN MY HOTEL ROOM I FORGOT HOW FUCKING FUNNY THIS PHOTO WAS FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought this was a Sam Winchester stalking Bruce Banner cosplay. I’m not in the Hannibal fandom so I don’t understand it any other way

au meme: Barney finds a new wingman, Dean, but he is very shy and awkward when it comes to hooking up with someone. → requested by drowninginthe-mainstream